Q:do you have other names?
A:actually my name is "sir charles", but i don't like to brag so most people just call me charlie, charlito, and sometimes charles.

Q:what's your opinion on french poodles?
A:we all have different dogalities, so i suppose they're ok. i really don't mind. really.

Q:charlie, do you ever drink raicilla?
A:yes, but i don't remember.

Q:i'd love taking you to lunch. is there any particular restaurant you prefer?
A:not really, as long as the food's fresh 'n the company sweet. better still if they serve raicilla, though.

Q:you're so cute! can i take you back home to idaho?
A:technically yes... if you can get past local residents, restaurant workers, panga drivers and the police.

Q:charlie, what's your favorite color?
A:bikini.
Q:but that's not a color, charlie!
A:mmm... where are you from??