don't beat around the bush... roll over n' show 'em all you've got.

dance all night, then nap all day.

i don't mind what happens.

if you hear a clicking noise walking down the trail, it's time to trim your toenails.

shake things off you often.

don't let them know you're hungry.

always stop to smell the roses.

if your ears are all wrinkled, it's time to get out of the water.

let them take you to the disco.

walk uphill to watch paragliders take off, then run downhill chasing after them.

juicy bones and cozy couches are always there for the taking.

don't forget your flashlight.

yelapa decides.

i go to the disco to dance and pick up chicks. and i say 'chicks' because i never go for one. i find it best to seek out a table of babes, dance with all of them, then take them all back to their place. it keeps my house clean, and 9 out of 10 i will get breakfast in bed. and i never pay the bill. try it out, guys!